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Pong Along 3.0 (BETA)

  - Description:  Pong Along 3.0 is, as the name suggests, a game based around the principles of classic Pong. The difference between my version and the countless others available online is simply that mine is the best. If that shocking detail hasn’t yet convinced you to download my game, then pay close attention to what’s included. My most recent release of Pong Along uses DirectX, for the most realistic, seamless and breathtaking bouncing ball effects you’ve ever seen! Every aspect of the game is completely customizable with ridiculously few restrictions, to satisfy even the most impractical users. The all new single player mode allows users to improve their skills while competing against the game’s artificial intelligence with an adjustable skill level. Additional features, including ball collision and full screen mode, contribute to making this the most versatile, entertaining, and absolute best Pong game ever. The only catch is it’s not entirely complete; I lost my motivation to continue programming this game about six months ago. Nevertheless, it’s completely operational so check it out.
  - User Feedback: "Pong Along works for meh... MEH!"
    
- Big Nya
"Great game. Of course I was one of the lucky few who got to Beta test it."

    
- Eric Taylor

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December 02, 2002
Freeware
Win9x / Win2K / WinXP
1.19 MB
Visual Basic 6 Runtime Files
Direct X  ( 7 or later )
Zip Software  ( like WinRAR )

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PAKISTAN

  - Description:  PAKISTAN, a Payroll Analyzing Kernel Integrated Software Taxing Arabic Nations, is so much more than a silly acronym. It’s a simple yet powerful program used to manage a company’s payroll and employee information in a friendly organized GUI. First of all, many people would agree that this particular application isn’t like any other I’ve created (that is it’s not useless). The reason for this is that a certain individual offered me two hundred dollars to create a payroll program for his company. After several modifications to fit his bloody needs, the program was complete. However, at this point the individual decided to use Excel to manage the figures, without even offering me a pat on the back. Any who, if my story has in any way enraged you or if you simply have a second to spare, please take the time to protest by e-mailing this individual, Albert Kohl, at albertkohl@qwest.net. Together we just might make a difference. Thanks for your support. 
  - User Feedback: "PAKISTAN is such a bad name for a prog."
    
- Big Nya
"WORST PAYROLL PROGRAM EVER!!!"
    
- Eric Taylor (still unstable)
"Shoulda got paid $1,000 for it! You got ripped!!"
    
- dem0n

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December 02, 2002
Freeware
Win9x / Win2K / WinXP
227 KB
Visual Basic 6 Runtime Files
Zip Software  ( like WinRAR )

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